New Ironic Lyrics By Alanis Morissette



New Ironic lyrics to Alanis Morisette’s 2015 version of the song listed below. Click HERE to watch her and James Corden singing a new version of “Ironic” where they hilariously cover some of our current ironies today. Oh, how times have changed since she released album ‘Jagged Little Pill’ twenty years ago…


An old friend sends you a Facebook request

You only find out they’re racist after you accept

There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet

It’s like they announce the new iPhone the day after you buy it

And isn’t it ironic, Don’t you think?

It’s like swiping left on your future soul mate

It’s a snap chat that you wish you had saved

It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves

And who would have thought, it figures

It’s a traffic jam when you tried to use Waze

A no smoking sign when you brought your vape

It’s ten thousand late night male hosts

When all you want is just one woman…seriously

It’s singing the duet of your dreams and then Alanis Morisette shouting at you (I’m not shouting at you)

And isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?

A little too ironic and yeah I really do think

It’s like first class on a Southwest plane

When you realize that every seat is the same

It’s like Amazon but your package never came

And who would’ve thought, it figures

It’s like Netflix but you own DVD’s

It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street

It’s singing Ironic but there are no ironies

And who would’ve thought, it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you

And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

Helping you out