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New Ironic Lyrics By Alanis Morissette
“Alanis Morissette, Brixton Academy” by Iain Mullan is licensed under CC BY 2.0
New Ironic lyrics to Alanis Morisette’s 2015 version of the song listed below. Click HERE to watch her and James Corden singing a new version of “Ironic” where they hilariously cover some of our current ironies today. Oh, how times have changed since she released album ‘Jagged Little Pill’ twenty years ago…
An old friend sends you a Facebook request
You only find out they’re racist after you accept
There’s free office cake on the first day of your diet
It’s like they announce the new iPhone the day after you buy it
And isn’t it ironic, Don’t you think?
It’s like swiping left on your future soul mate
It’s a snap chat that you wish you had saved
It’s a funny tweet that nobody faves
And who would have thought, it figures
It’s a traffic jam when you tried to use Waze
A no smoking sign when you brought your vape
It’s ten thousand late night male hosts
When all you want is just one woman…seriously
It’s singing the duet of your dreams and then Alanis Morisette shouting at you (I’m not shouting at you)
And isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?
A little too ironic and yeah I really do think
It’s like first class on a Southwest plane
When you realize that every seat is the same
It’s like Amazon but your package never came
And who would’ve thought, it figures
It’s like Netflix but you own DVD’s
It’s a free ride but your Uber’s down the street
It’s singing Ironic but there are no ironies
And who would’ve thought, it figures
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
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